Chinpokomon Executive: You are American. South Park Toy Store Owner: Yes. Chinpokomon Executive: Ohhh, you must have very big penis! South Park Toy Store Owner: Excuse me, I was just asking you what your up to with these toys. Chinpokomon Executive: Nothing, we are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small! Mr. Hosik: So small. Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis! South Park Toy Store Owner: Well aah I guess it is pretty good size.
Skeeter: Hey Panda Bear! We don't take kindly to your types around here. Bartender: Now Skeeter, he ain't hurtin' nobody. Skeeter: No! I wanna know something from Mr. Panda Bear here. If you pandas are from mountainous areas of China and Tibet, how come you only eat bamboo which is prone to grow in dryer, more arid regions?