Mr. Garrison Sr.: Would you have sex with your son to save his life? Man at bar 1: Oh, this is one of them scruples questions ain't it? Man at bar 2: No, no I got a better one: Would you have sex with your motherto save your father's life? Man at bar 1: You mean like if someone had a gun to your father's head and said if you don't have sex with her, I'll kill him? Bartender: If a killer put a knife to my throat and said "have sex with your mother or I'm gonna kill your father while having sex with you, I would have sex with myself.
Chinpokomon Executive: You are American. South Park Toy Store Owner: Yes. Chinpokomon Executive: Ohhh, you must have very big penis! South Park Toy Store Owner: Excuse me, I was just asking you what your up to with these toys. Chinpokomon Executive: Nothing, we are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small! Mr. Hosik: So small. Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis! South Park Toy Store Owner: Well aah I guess it is pretty good size.