South Park
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Mysterion, along with Coon's former friends, goes to the Gulf to try and stop the Cthulu; Meanwhile, a scorned Coon seeks revenge.
Cartman forms a superhero group, Coon and Friends, and tries to take on the BP oil spill, but Captain Hindsight beats him to the punch.
When Stan, Mr. Mackey and a sheep hearder all have problems hoarding, Dr. Chinstrap uses an Inception style treatment.
When everything east of the Rockies becomes New Jersey, South Park is at risk of becoming part of West Jersey. Randy and the boys stand strong as Jerseyites arrive.
Cartman tries to get "poor and stupid enough" to race in NASCAR.
The South Park boys stage an Intervention for Towelie; Jimmy, Timmy and the other handicap children of South Park go to Camp Tardicaca.
Cartman tries to learn who his father is; The Gingers and the Celebrities race to capture Muhammad.
When Stan accidentally insults Tom Cruise on a class trip, he gathers an army of 200 celebrities South Park has made fun of.
The guys create a Facebook profile for Stan, who's been trying to avoid getting sucked in, only to get him literally sucked into a Facebook Tron-like universe.
Randy gives himself cancer in order to buy medicinal marijuana; Cartman joins a Kentucky Fried Chicken smuggling ring when the chain is outlawed.