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A South Park Easter
Watch South Park Season 16 Episode 4
"Jewpacabra"
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Cartman searches for an elusive creature on this episode of South Park. It's all about Easter.

Faith Hilling Scene
Watch South Park Season 16 Episode 3
"Faith Hilling"
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A life-threatening phenomenon takes over South Park this week, as two species do battle on the episode "Faith Hilling.'

Buy from Cartman!
Watch South Park Season 16 Episode 2
"Cash For Gold"
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Cartman comes up with a new business idea this week. It involves the selling of gemstones.

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Watch South Park Season 16 Episode 1
"Reverse Cowgirl"
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When Clyde accidentally kills his mother by not putting the toilet seat down, Americans are forced to buckle themselves in to poo.

The Poor Kid Picture
Watch South Park Season 15 Episode 14
"The Poor Kid"
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On the season fifteen finale, Kenny's parents get arrested and the poor kid might end up in foster care!

South Park Thanksgiving Picture
Watch South Park Season 15 Episode 13
"A History Channel Thanksgiving"
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The South Park kids watch a History Channel Thanksgiving and believe that aliens were involved in this holiday. Well, at least Cartman seems to buy it.

1 Percent Picture
Watch South Park Season 15 Episode 12
"1%"
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When Cartman becomes the 1% result of the Presidential Physical Fitness, the other 99% of the class team up against him. Like Occupy Wall Street. Get it?

Randy at Broadway
Watch South Park Season 15 Episode 11
"Broadway Bro Down"
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Randy and Sharon head to Broadway to watch a musical. Although Randy starts off bored, he changes his mind with a "Broadway Bro Down."

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Watch South Park Season 15 Episode 10
"Bass to Mouth"
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The South Park elementary students' secrets are all exposed via an online gossip blog. Who is it? Gossip Girl?

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Watch South Park Season 15 Episode 9
"The Last of the Meheecans"
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Cartman and the boys play a little Texans versus Mexicans, but the game turns serious when Cartman ends up joining the U.S. Border Patrol.

South Park Quotes

James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron!

James Cameron

Mr. Garrison Sr.: Would you have sex with your son to save his life?
Man at bar 1: Oh, this is one of them scruples questions ain't it?
Man at bar 2: No, no I got a better one: Would you have sex with your motherto save your father's life?
Man at bar 1: You mean like if someone had a gun to your father's head and said if you don't have sex with her, I'll kill him?
Bartender: If a killer put a knife to my throat and said "have sex with your mother or I'm gonna kill your father while having sex with you, I would have sex with myself.

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