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Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub Picture
Watch South Park Season 3 Episode 8
"Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub"
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At the meteor shower party, Stan is stunk with a bunch of nerds in the basement that he comes to depend on when the ATF stakes out the party.

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Watch South Park Season 3 Episode 7
"Cat Orgy"
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Cartman is stuck at home with Shelly as his babysitter while his mom attends a meteor show party. Meanwhile, Cartman's cat, Mr. Kitty, is in heat.

Sexual Harassment Panda Picture
Watch South Park Season 3 Episode 6
"Sexual Harassment Panda"
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A man in a panda costume comes to teach the students of South Park about sexual harassment leading Cartman to sue Stan for harassment.

Tweek vs Craig Picture
Watch South Park Season 3 Episode 5
"Tweek vs. Craig"
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The boys pits Tweek and Craig against each other; Meanwhile, the school's shop teacher, Mr. Adler, copes with the loss of his wife.

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Watch South Park Season 3 Episode 4
"Jackovasaurus"
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The town saves an annoying species know as the Jackovasaurus from extinction, however, the race proves annoying to everyone but Cartman.

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Watch South Park Season 3 Episode 3
"The Succubus"
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When Chef gets engaged, the boys are convinced that his fiancee is a succubus; Meanwhile, Cartman becomes the butt of his eye doctor's jokes.

Cartman on the Crucifix
Watch South Park Season 3 Episode 2
"Spontaneous Combustion"
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Randy must come to the rescue when the whole townis spontaneously combusting; Meanwhile, Cartman plays Jesus in the "Stations of the Cross" play.

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Watch South Park Season 3 Episode 1
"Rainforest Schmainforest"
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The children are to sent to Costa Rica as part of a choir to stop deforestation, but end up deciding the rain forest isn't worth saving.

Prehistoric Ice Man Picture
Watch South Park Season 2 Episode 18
"Prehistoric Ice Man"
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Stan and Kyle rescue a man who has been trapped in the ice since 1996 and he attempts to readjust to society in 1999.

Underpants Gnomes
Watch South Park Season 2 Episode 17
"Gnomes"
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The boys are partnered with Tweek to write a current events papers and he suggests they write about "Underpants Gnomes." Meanwhile, Tweek's parents' coffee shop is being threatened by a big corporate shop.

South Park Quotes

Mr. Garrison Sr.: Would you have sex with your son to save his life?
Man at bar 1: Oh, this is one of them scruples questions ain't it?
Man at bar 2: No, no I got a better one: Would you have sex with your motherto save your father's life?
Man at bar 1: You mean like if someone had a gun to your father's head and said if you don't have sex with her, I'll kill him?
Bartender: If a killer put a knife to my throat and said "have sex with your mother or I'm gonna kill your father while having sex with you, I would have sex with myself.

James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron!

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