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South Park Season 1 Episode 1: "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe"

Cartman dreams that aliens abduct him and give him an anal probe. However, after Ike gets abducted and a giant satellite dish comes out of Cartman's butt, he slowly starts to believe.

South Park Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Kyle: Dude, I have to save Ike! I don't even know what to do!
Stan: Well, we can't do anything now; that fat bitch won't let us!
Ms. Crabtree: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?
Stan: I said that rabbits eat lettuce.
Ms. Crabtree: Oh. Well, yes, they certainly do...

Stan: What's gonna be for lunch today Chef?
Chef: Well, today it's Salisbury steak with buttered noodles, and a choice of green bean casserole, or vegetable medley.
Cartman: Kickass.

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