Stan: Hey Cartman, how come the birthday invitation you gave me says "Green Megaman." Kyle: Yeah, mine says "Red Megaman." Cartman: Right, that's what your supposed to get me for my birthday. Stan: DUDE!?!?! You're not supposed to tell people what to give you for your birthday! Kyle: Yeah, that's weak. Cartman: Look it's very simple guys. "Green Megaman" goes with "Red Megaman" and "Yellow Megaman" to make the "Ultra Mega Megaman." You have to have all 3 or it doesn't work, see? Stan: Up yours Cartman, I'll get you whatever the hell I want. Cartman: Ohh!!! so maybe you don't want to have any of my moms Cake, Pie, and Ice cream then. Stan: Oh "Gre..Green Megaman" it is. Cartman: Now as you can see Kenny, you are to get me "Yellow Megaman," that's because the "Yellow Megaman" is the cheapest one and I know how poor your family is. (Damien walks to table) Stan: Hey!?!?! what do you think you're doing new kid? Cartman: Yeah, you can't sit with us weirdo. Damien: Infidel's!!!! I will turn you all into "Beasts of Burden"! Kyle: You can't sit with us new kid, go find another table! (Damien goes and sits with Pip) Cartman: (sighs) Anyway Kenny, "Yellow Megaman" is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments in a year, or two. (Stan, Kyle, and Cartman laugh. Kenny punches Cartman) Cartman: AYYY!!!!
Mr. Mackey: Wh-wh-what you need to do, uh, Damien is...is to be overly nice. See, n-no matter how mean the other kids are to you, just don't retaliate. Err, be passive, mmm'kay? That's what I taught the little British boy, Pip, an-and just look at how much the other children like him now! (scene changes to the playground, a group of kids are gathered around Pip) Clyde: I bet I could spit the most on him! (spits on his left shoulder Bebe: Oh, yeah? I bet I could spit in his hair! (spits in his right eye) Pip: Oh! Nice try! A little higher and you've got it!