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The boys travel to Arkansas for a recorder competition and learn a special note to pull a prank; Mr. Garrison confronts his father about never sexually molesting him.
Cartman and Kenny mistake a colon infection for getting their period. Meanwhile, Jesus plans a New Year's Eve party but is worried his father won't show up.
Mr. Hankey hosts a Christmas musical special of South Park, in which the characters sing twisted version of Christmas classics.
During a Civil War re-enactment, Cartman, as General Lee, leads the Schnapps-fueled Confederate army to take over America.
The boys try to save Starvin's Marvin from the government and Christian group, who's more bent on converting starving third world citizens than saving them.
A homeschooled boy decides to enroll at South Park Elementary, much to his parents' chagrin. Kyle ends up falling for the boy's sister.
The boys become fascinated in Chinpokomon, the latest Japanese fad. They learn Chinpokomon are designed to brainwash children to overthrow the US government.
Korn guest stars on a Halloween episode of South Park where they're blamed for making the holiday immoral. Meanwhile, the boys use Kyle's grandmother's corpse to scare the fifth graders.
On the night of the meteor shower, Kyle, Kenny and Ike go to a Jewish scout camp where Moses appears before them.
At the meteor shower party, Stan is stunk with a bunch of nerds in the basement that he comes to depend on when the ATF stakes out the party.
Cartman is stuck at home with Shelly as his babysitter while his mom attends a meteor show party. Meanwhile, Cartman's cat, Mr. Kitty, is in heat.
A man in a panda costume comes to teach the students of South Park about sexual harassment leading Cartman to sue Stan for harassment.
The boys pits Tweek and Craig against each other; Meanwhile, the school's shop teacher, Mr. Adler, copes with the loss of his wife.
The town saves an annoying species know as the Jackovasaurus from extinction, however, the race proves annoying to everyone but Cartman.
When Chef gets engaged, the boys are convinced that his fiancee is a succubus; Meanwhile, Cartman becomes the butt of his eye doctor's jokes.
Randy must come to the rescue when the whole townis spontaneously combusting; Meanwhile, Cartman plays Jesus in the "Stations of the Cross" play.
The children are to sent to Costa Rica as part of a choir to stop deforestation, but end up deciding the rain forest isn't worth saving.
Chinpokomon Executive: You are American.
South Park Toy Store Owner: Yes.
Chinpokomon Executive: Ohhh, you must have very big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Excuse me, I was just asking you what your up to with these toys.
Chinpokomon Executive: Nothing, we are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small!
Mr. Hosik: So small.
Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Well aah I guess it is pretty good size.
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Stan: All we ever heard growing up was "save the rainforest. The rainforest is fragile."
Kyle: Yeah. Fragile, my ass!
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