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Kenny G on South Park
Watch South Park Season 3 Episode 17
"World Wide Recorder Concert"
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The boys travel to Arkansas for a recorder competition and learn a special note to pull a prank; Mr. Garrison confronts his father about never sexually molesting him.

Mr. Hankey's Christmas Picture
Watch South Park Season 3 Episode 15
"Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics"
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Mr. Hankey hosts a Christmas musical special of South Park, in which the characters sing twisted version of Christmas classics.

Cartman as General Lee
Watch South Park Season 3 Episode 14
"The Red Badge of Gayness"
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During a Civil War re-enactment, Cartman, as General Lee, leads the Schnapps-fueled Confederate army to take over America.

Homeschooled Boy
Watch South Park Season 3 Episode 12
"Hooked on Monkey Phonics"
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A homeschooled boy decides to enroll at South Park Elementary, much to his parents' chagrin. Kyle ends up falling for the boy's sister.

Japanese South Park
Watch South Park Season 3 Episode 11
"Chinpokomon"
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The boys become fascinated in Chinpokomon, the latest Japanese fad. They learn Chinpokomon are designed to brainwash children to overthrow the US government.

Korn on South Park
Watch South Park Season 3 Episode 10
"Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery"
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Korn guest stars on a Halloween episode of South Park where they're blamed for making the holiday immoral. Meanwhile, the boys use Kyle's grandmother's corpse to scare the fifth graders.

South Park Moses
Watch South Park Season 3 Episode 9
"Jewbilee"
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On the night of the meteor shower, Kyle, Kenny and Ike go to a Jewish scout camp where Moses appears before them.

Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub Picture
Watch South Park Season 3 Episode 8
"Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub"
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At the meteor shower party, Stan is stunk with a bunch of nerds in the basement that he comes to depend on when the ATF stakes out the party.

Cat Orgy Picture
Watch South Park Season 3 Episode 7
"Cat Orgy"
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Cartman is stuck at home with Shelly as his babysitter while his mom attends a meteor show party. Meanwhile, Cartman's cat, Mr. Kitty, is in heat.

Sexual Harassment Panda Picture
Watch South Park Season 3 Episode 6
"Sexual Harassment Panda"
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A man in a panda costume comes to teach the students of South Park about sexual harassment leading Cartman to sue Stan for harassment.

Tweek vs Craig Picture
Watch South Park Season 3 Episode 5
"Tweek vs. Craig"
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The boys pits Tweek and Craig against each other; Meanwhile, the school's shop teacher, Mr. Adler, copes with the loss of his wife.

Jackovasaurus Picture
Watch South Park Season 3 Episode 4
"Jackovasaurus"
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The town saves an annoying species know as the Jackovasaurus from extinction, however, the race proves annoying to everyone but Cartman.

The Succubus Picture
Watch South Park Season 3 Episode 3
"The Succubus"
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When Chef gets engaged, the boys are convinced that his fiancee is a succubus; Meanwhile, Cartman becomes the butt of his eye doctor's jokes.

Cartman on the Crucifix
Watch South Park Season 3 Episode 2
"Spontaneous Combustion"
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Randy must come to the rescue when the whole townis spontaneously combusting; Meanwhile, Cartman plays Jesus in the "Stations of the Cross" play.

Rainforest Schmainforest Picture
Watch South Park Season 3 Episode 1
"Rainforest Schmainforest"
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The children are to sent to Costa Rica as part of a choir to stop deforestation, but end up deciding the rain forest isn't worth saving.

South Park Season 3 Quotes

Mr. Garrison Sr.: Would you have sex with your son to save his life?
Man at bar 1: Oh, this is one of them scruples questions ain't it?
Man at bar 2: No, no I got a better one: Would you have sex with your motherto save your father's life?
Man at bar 1: You mean like if someone had a gun to your father's head and said if you don't have sex with her, I'll kill him?
Bartender: If a killer put a knife to my throat and said "have sex with your mother or I'm gonna kill your father while having sex with you, I would have sex with myself.

Stan: All we ever heard growing up was "save the rainforest. The rainforest is fragile."
Kyle: Yeah. Fragile, my ass!

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