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South Park Preview: "1%"

South Park Preview: "1%"

South Park is taking on Occupy Wall Street in its upcoming episode, "1%." Watch a clip from the upcoming episode now.
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South Park Review: "Bass to Mouth"

South Park Review: "Bass to Mouth"

South Park brought back Lemmiwinks, Frog King, Sparrow Prince and Catata Fish to take down the school's new gossip king. Who was it and did they succeed?
Posted in: Reviews
South Park Review: "T.M.I."

South Park Review: "T.M.I."

South Park takes on the sensitive issue of penis sizes with the appropriately titled "T.M.I." We inappropriately review it.
Posted in: Reviews

South Park Quotes

(Pulls out an automatic) Hello girls! I'm the easter bunny!

Janet Reno

Chinpokomon Executive: You are American.
South Park Toy Store Owner: Yes.
Chinpokomon Executive: Ohhh, you must have very big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Excuse me, I was just asking you what your up to with these toys.
Chinpokomon Executive: Nothing, we are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small!
Mr. Hosik: So small.
Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Well aah I guess it is pretty good size.