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In the pilot, life is about to change for two geniuses, Sheldon and Leonard when the beautiful Penny moves in across the hall.  While Sheldon may be content to play Klingon boggle the rest of his life, Leonard sees potential love interest in Penny and offers to retrieve her television from her ex-boyfriend.

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The Big Bang Theory Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Sheldon: Are you still mad about the sperm bank?
Leonard: No!
Sheldon: Do you want to hear an interesting thing about stairs?
Leonard: Not really.
Sheldon: If the height of a single step is off by as little as two millimeters most people will trip.
Leonard: I don't care—two millimeters?! That doesn't seem right.
Sheldon: No, it's true! I did a series of experiments when I was twelve; my father broke his clavicle.

Leonard: We need to widen our circle.
Sheldon: I have a very wide circle. I have 212 friends on MySpace.
Leonard: Yes, and you've never met one of them.
Sheldon: That's the beauty of it