The Big Bang Theory Reviews
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The Big Bang Theory Review: Solving the World's Energy Crisis with Potatoes
The Big Bang Theory Review: The Unresolved Cliffhanger Problem
The Big Bang Theory Review: Penny's Boobs
The Big Bang Theory Review: A Real Dinner Party ... No Capes Required
The Big Bang Theory Review: Hello, Female Children
The Big Bang Theory Review: Most Pathetic Guy May Get a Girl
The Big Bang Theory Review: Romance Ninja
The Big Bang Theory Review: Bert and Ernie Break Up
The Big Bang Theory Review: Mama's Boy Grows Up
Penny: Here's a question-- as an alien pretending to be human, are you planning to engage in any post-prom mating rituals with Amy?
Sheldon: There are post-prom mating rituals?
Penny: Not always. Unless your date drives a van with an air mattress, then always.
Sheldon: Well, if it's part of the prom experience, then I'm open to it.
Penny: You're kidding.
Sheldon: I may be an alien, but I have urges.If Amy wants to copulate by firing her eggs into space, well, then, I will happily catch them with the reproductive sac on my upper flermin. I'm not the best at reading facial cues, but I can see that you're a little turned on.
Sheldon: Why do you have the Chinese character for "soup" tattooed on your right buttock?
Penny: It's not "soup," it's "courage."
Sheldon: No it isn't. But I suppose it does take courage to demonstrate that kind of commitment to soup.
Penny: How'd you see it? You said you wouldn't look.
Sheldon: Sorry. As I told you, the hero always peeks.
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