"Hot Girl"

A hot girl comes to the office to sell purses, and every male in the office is immediately distracted by her beauty, attempting to win he...

"Basketball"

Michael organizes a basketball game - the office workers against the warehouse staff, with the losing team having to work on Saturday. J...

"The Alliance"

The staff hears rumors that the Scranton branch will be downsized, but Michael tries to distract everyone by throwing a birthday party &h...

"Health Care"

Michael doesn’t want to risk being unpopular with the staff, so he delegates the job of choosing a cheaper health care plan to Dwig...

"Diversity Day"

Due to Michael’s inappropriate comments, the office staff must sit through a seminar on diversity and tolerance. Offended at havin...

"Pilot"

Regional Manager Michael Scott learns his branch may be downsized and tries, unsuccessfully, to hide this information from his staff. Me...

The Office Quotes

Pam: So I closed the door but the image of his...
Jim: Baquette.
Pam: ... dangling participle...
Jim: Eww.
Pam: ... still burned in my eyes.
Jim: I can imagine.

Mike gave me a list of his top ten Springsteen songs. Three of them were Huey Lewis and the News. One was Tracy Chapman, Fast Car. And my personal favorite, Short People.

Darryl