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Michael doesn’t want to risk being unpopular with the staff, so he delegates the job of choosing a cheaper health care plan to Dwigh, who begins to ask the staff personal medical questions. Jim and Pam fight back.

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The Office Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

Jim: Wait, what are you writing? Don't write ebola or mad cow disease, all right? Because I'm suffering from both of them.
Pam: I'm inventing new diseases.
Jim: Oh, great.
Pam: So, like, let's say that my teeth turn to liquid and then they drip down the back of my throat. What would you call that?
Jim: I thought you said you were inventing new diseases. That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion.
Pam: Nice.

Dwight: Count Choculitus.
Jim: Sounds tough.
Dwight: Why did you write that down Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?
Jim: Do you?

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