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Michael spends the day out of the office to close the deal on his new condo, but gets a case of cold feet. With Michael and Dwight away, Jim and Pam encourage the rest of the staff to play a series of silly games that transform into the "Office Olympics."

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The Office Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

A 30-year mortgage at Michael's age essentially means that he's buying a coffin. If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so I couldn't hear the other dead people.

Dwight

Thank God. It was nice of him to offer, but I live in a nine bedroom farmhouse. I have my own crossbow range. It's the perfect situation for me. Although the two bathrooms would have been nice. We just have the one... and it's under the porch.

Dwight
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