It's performance review day and the staff at the Scranton branch must discuss their work performances with Michael, who is distracted because he knows Jan will be reviewing his own work performance as well. In the meantime, he prepares for his review by going through the suggestion box.
Dwight: This ab workout is specifically designed to strengthen your core. Sorry.
Jim: It's all right.
Dwight: Numerous health benefits: strengthens your back, better performance at sports, more enjoyable sex.
Jim: You're not having sex.
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Dwight: [sitting on a giant rubber ball] You should get one of these.
Jim: No, thank you.
Dwight: Do you even know what this is? It is a fitness orb, and it has completely changed my life. Forget everything you thought you knew about ab workouts.
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