User Rating

Unrated
Quotes

Recap

When a flasher surprises Phyllis in the Dunder Mifflin parking lot, Dwight does all he can to hunt down the offender and protect the ladies. Michael takes the ladies to the mall for some "girl time," while the guys, back at the office, explore the women's restroom.

Show:
Season:
Episode Number:
21

Want more The Office?

Sign up for our daily newsletter and receive the latest tv news delivered to your inbox for free!

The Office Season 3 Episode 21 Quotes

I wish I could menstruate. If I could menstruate, I wouldn't have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I'd just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus I'd be more in tune with the moon and the tides.

Dwight

Dwight: I know what you're thinking. Won't that just shed more light on the penises? But that is a risk we have to take. Pam, you can draw, kind of, why don't you work with Phallus on drawing a picture of the exposer that I can post around the community.
Pam: Phallus?
Dwight: Phyllis, sorry. I've got penises on the brain.

x Close Ad