The Secret
Recap
Jim pals around with Michael so that he can be sure his crush on Pam won't be revealed to everyone else. Unfortunately for Jim, this means a trip to Hooters. Meanwhile, Dwight suspects Oscar is faking illness to skip work, and his investigation turns up some interesting info about Oscar's personal life.
Dwight: Have you ever tried to use a chain with three weak links? I have, and now I no longer own an arctic wolf.
