Andy gets punched by a little girl in the parking lot so Toby teaches the office about self defense.  Andy and Pam lie to make it seem like a gang punched Andy, but the office finds out the truth when the little girl comes up to apologize.

It is also the big opening of the Sabre store for the press.  Dwight has Ryan prepared to give a big presentation, but he gets too nervous and leaves to go see his mom.  Jim steps in and delivers the presentation.  Nellie loves it, and makes Dwight the new VP.