Michael: Hey! Look at me! I'm a baby! I'm one of those babies from Look Who's Talking! What am I thinking? Look at all those staplers! What's a stapler? I don't even know- I'm a baby! Hey Mom! I'm thirsty! I'm thirsty, Momma! I want some milk! And you know where milk comes from: breasts!
Jim: [picks up phone] Jim Halpert. Andy: I am so horny. Jim: Okay, I can't help you with that. Andy: Oh, I think you can, Big Tuna. Tell me about that Indian chick, Kelly. She seems pretty slutty. Good for a romp in the sack. Jim: She is dating Ryan, I think. Andy: Oh, and I care why? Jim: She's high-maintenance. Andy: Next. How about... Angela. Blondes are more fun. C'mon, trust me on that. Jim: Yeah, trust me, that would be fun for no one.