"New Kid on the Block"

When The Simpsons new neighbors, Ruth Powers (Pamela Reed) and her daughter, Laura (Sara Gilbert) move in, Bart crushes on Laura.

"Marge Gets a Job"

When the house needs expensive repairs, Marge gets a job at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant and soon becomes the object of affection for Mr. Burns.

"Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie"

In order to push Bart and ensure his dream of his son becoming a Supreme Court Justice one day, Homer bans Bart from ever seeing the "Itchy & Scratchy" movie.

"Treehouse of Horror III"

The third Treehouse of Horror Halloween special tells three stories: Clown Without Pity, King Homer, and Dial "Z" for Zombie.

"Lisa the Beauty Queen"

When Lisa's self esteem is shattered by a drawing of her, Homer sacrifices his Duff blimp tickets to enter her into a beauty pageant.

"Homer the Heretic"

When Homer skips Church one Sunday and realizes the freedom that comes with it, he invents his own religion.

"A Streetcar Named Marge"

Marge is cast the lead in a local production of A Streetcar Named Desire. Meanwhile, Maggie goes up against her strict daycare attendant.

"Kamp Krusty"

Bart and Lisa go to Kamp Krusty for the summer, but discover the director, Mr. Black, is an evil accountant.

"Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?"

When the Nuclear Power Plant causes Homer to become sterile, he's awarded $2,000 in compensation. Meanwhile, Homer's half-brother, Herb (Danny DeVito), now homeless, returns.

"Bart's Friend Falls in Love"

Milhouse falls in love with the new girl, Samantha Stankey, making Bart jealous. Meanwhile, Homer orders subliminal weight loss audio tapes, but is sent one to help him increase his vocabulary.

The Simpsons Quotes

Horst: (Sinister) Okay, Mr. Burns, you win. But beware. We Germans aren't all smiles and sunshine.
Mr. Burns: (Sarcastic) Oooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans! (Hiding behind Smithers) Uh oh, the Germans are going to get me!
Horst: Stop it!
Man: Stop, sir.
Mr. Burns: Don't let the Germans come after me. Oh no, the Germans are coming after me.
Man: Please stop the "pretending you are scared" game, please.
Horst: Stop it! Stop it!
Mr. Burns: (Pause) No! They're so big and strong!
Man: Stop it.
Horst: Stop it, Mr. Burns.
Man: Please stop pretending you are scared of us, please, now.
Mr. Burns: Oh, protect me from the Germans! The Germans--
Horst: Burns, Stop it!

(Squishing an ice cream to his forehead) I'm a unitard!

Ralph