"A Streetcar Named Marge"

Marge is cast the lead in a local production of A Streetcar Named Desire. Meanwhile, Maggie goes up against her strict daycare attendant.

"Kamp Krusty"

Bart and Lisa go to Kamp Krusty for the summer, but discover the director, Mr. Black, is an evil accountant.

"Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?"

When the Nuclear Power Plant causes Homer to become sterile, he's awarded $2,000 in compensation. Meanwhile, Homer's half-brother, Herb (Danny DeVito), now homeless, returns.

"Bart's Friend Falls in Love"

Milhouse falls in love with the new girl, Samantha Stankey, making Bart jealous. Meanwhile, Homer orders subliminal weight loss audio tapes, but is sent one to help him increase his vocabulary.

"The Otto Show"

When Otto crashes the school bus, it's revealed he's never actually had a driver's license, getting him fired. Otto comes to stay with the Simpsons.

"Black Widower"

Selma reveals she has a new boyfriend from the prison pen pal system... Sideshow Bob! Although Bart suspects he's still evil, Bob proves to everyone else he's changed.

"Colonel Homer"

When Homer and Marge fight, Homer heads to a local redneck bar where he meets a beautiful bartender, Lurleen Lumpkin (Beverly D'Angelo), who he begins to manage into a successful singing career.

"Dog of Death"

When Santa's Little Helper falls ill and needs an expensive operation, the whole family makes budget cuts. The family ends up resenting a saved Helper, causing him to run away.

"Separate Vocations"

When a school vocational test reveals Bart should be a police officer and Lisa a homemaker, Bart's grades improve and he's named hall monitor while Lisa becomes a troublemaker.

"Homer at the Bat"

When the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant softball team proves to be pretty decent with Homer as the star player, Homer makes a bet with the Shelbyville Nuclear Power Plant owner.

The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Mayor Quimby: And, uh, may the Force be with you.
Leonard Nimoy: You have no idea who I am, do you?
Mayor Quimby: Sure, I do. You're one of the Little Rascals, right?