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"I Married Marge"

Worrying she might again be pregnant, Marge heads to Dr. Hibbert's for a pregnancy test. While awaiting results, Homer tells the children the story of how Marge and he got a quickie marriage.

"Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"

When German businessmen plan to buy the Nuclear Powerplant, all the employees stand to make a lot of money for their stock options. Well everyone, except Homer, who already sold his.

"Flaming Moe's"

When Homer teaches Moe a secret drink he made that involves cough syrup and lighting it on fire, the "Flaming Homer," Moe steals the recipe for his bar.

"Saturdays of Thunder"

After taking a parenting quiz, Homer realizes he knows nothing about Bart. He tries to bond with his son by building him a cart for the Soapbox Derby.

"Lisa's Pony"

When Lisa needs a reed for her saxophone for a recital, Homer forgets to buy her one in time. He feels so guilty he buys her the one thing she's always wanted, a pony.

"Treehouse of Horror II"

Homer, Bart and Lisa eat a ton of candy causing each of them to have their own respective nightmares.

"Like Father, Like Clown"

When Krusty comes to the Simpsons' house for dinner, he reveals he's Jewish and his father disowned him for becoming a clown and not pursuing a career as a rabbi.

"Homer Defined"

When Homer accidentally saves the town from the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, he's heralded as a hero. Meanwhile, Luann forbids Milhouse from hanging out with Bart.

"Bart the Murderer"

After a terrible day at school, Bart finds himself getting a job at Fat Tony's "Legitimate Businessman's Social Club" as a bartender and Skinner mysteriously goes missing.

"When Flanders Failed"

Homer wishes Ned Flanders to fail and soon his store, the Leftorium, which caters to left-handed people fails. Meanwhile, Bart signs up for martial arts lessons from Akira.

The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Homer: Aw, twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

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