The Simpsons

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"Blood Feud"

When Mr. Burns falls ill, only Bart has the rare blood type necessary to save him. However, Homer becomes upset when all Mr. Burns does is send him a thank you card.

"Three Men and a Comic Book"

Bart, Milhouse and Martin all pitch in to buy the first Radioactive Man comic. They prove unable to trust each other and end up destroying the comic.

"The War of the Simpsons"

When Homer gets drunk at a party, Marge forces him to go to marriage counseling retreat. While gone, Homer tries to catch a legendary catfish General Sherman only further upsetting Marge.

"Lisa's Substitute"

When Ms. Hoover is out sick, Lisa falls for her new substitute teacher, Mr. Bergstrom. Meanwhile, Bart runs for class president against Martin.

"Brush with Greatness"

After discovering an old picture she painted of Ringo Starr, Marge takes an art class. Marge is eventually hired to paint Mr. Burns but portrays him as naked and frail.

"Old Money"

Grampa falls for an old woman, Beatrice Simmons and when he goes to celebrate her birthday, Homer drags him away. Bea ends up dying that night, and Grampa blames Homer for costing him their final moments together.

"Bart's Dog Gets an F"

When Santa's Little Helper destroys everything in the house, Homer sends him to obedience school. Just when the dog is about to fail out of obedience school, he bonds with Bart and passes.

"Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"

Grampa tells Homer he has a half-brother, who he tracks down. He learns his brother is Herbert Powell (Danny DeVito), the head of a car manufacturer in Detroit. Herbert lets Homer design his own car which bankrupts the company.

"Principal Charming"

Selma begs Marge to help her find a husband. When Bart gets in trouble, Homer has to talk to Principal Skinner who he decides to set up with Selma, only he falls for Patty instead.

"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"

Homer gets an illegal cable hookup and Lisa protests the stealing. When Homer's friends come over to watch a boxing match, Lisa's guilt eventually gets to Homer.

The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Wow, now I see why they call you Miss Hoover. You must have been vacuuming for an hour.

Bart