"Brush with Greatness"

After discovering an old picture she painted of Ringo Starr, Marge takes an art class. Marge is eventually hired to paint Mr. Burns but portrays him as naked and frail.

"Old Money"

Grampa falls for an old woman, Beatrice Simmons and when he goes to celebrate her birthday, Homer drags him away. Bea ends up dying that night, and Grampa blames Homer for costing him their final moments together.

"Bart's Dog Gets an F"

When Santa's Little Helper destroys everything in the house, Homer sends him to obedience school. Just when the dog is about to fail out of obedience school, he bonds with Bart and passes.

"Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"

Grampa tells Homer he has a half-brother, who he tracks down. He learns his brother is Herbert Powell (Danny DeVito), the head of a car manufacturer in Detroit. Herbert lets Homer design his own car which bankrupts the company.

"Principal Charming"

Selma begs Marge to help her find a husband. When Bart gets in trouble, Homer has to talk to Principal Skinner who he decides to set up with Selma, only he falls for Patty instead.

"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"

Homer gets an illegal cable hookup and Lisa protests the stealing. When Homer's friends come over to watch a boxing match, Lisa's guilt eventually gets to Homer.

"The Way We Was"

In a flashback, Marge tells the story of how she and Homer met in high school in 1974. The two meet in attention and Homer asks Marge to be his date to prom, but she ends up going with Artie Ziff (Jon Lovitz) instead.

"One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish"

When the Simpsons go to a sushi bar, Homer decides to try Fugu, a poisonous fish if not cut properly. Homer ends up going to the hospital and told he has 22 hours to live and tries to live his life to the fullest.

"Bart Gets Hit by a Car"

When Mr. Burns hits Bart with a car, Lionel Hutz (Phil Hartman) suggests that the Simpsons sue Burns. Hutz gets Bart to see the sketchy Dr. Nick Riviera.

"Itchy & Scratchy & Marge"

After Maggie attacks Homer with a mallet, Marge blames the Itchy & Scratchy Show for the violence. Marge forms SNUH and gets the writers to tone down the violence, but soon the censorship gets out of control.

The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Mayor Quimby: And, uh, may the Force be with you.
Leonard Nimoy: You have no idea who I am, do you?
Mayor Quimby: Sure, I do. You're one of the Little Rascals, right?