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"Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish"

After Bart catches a three-eyed fish in the river by the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, the plant gets inspected and is fined for over $56 million. To avoid losing his plant, Mr. Burns runs for Governor.

"Treehouse of Horror"

The first Halloween special of The Simpsons features three stories: "Bad Dream House," "Hungry and the Damned," and the Edgar Allan Poe classic "The Raven."

"Simpson and Delilah"

Homer lies on a insurance form to get a new hair formula that works. After his new head of hair gets him a promotion, Smithers gets jealous and investigates.

"Bart Gets an F"

When Bart fails a test he has one more chance to pass it or risk failing the fourth great. After praying for a miracle, Bart gets a blizzard and a chance to study.

"Some Enchanted Evening"

While Homer and Marge are out trying to rekindle their marriage, they leave the kids home with a diabolical serial killer.

"Krusty Gets Busted"

When Krusty is arrested for committing armed robbery, Bart sets out on a quest to clear his idol's name.

"The Crepes of Wrath"

Bart is sent to France as part of a student exchange program and is forced to learn French to survive.

"Homer's Night Out"

When a photo of Homer with a belly dancer from a bachelor party hits the town, Homer has to teach Bart that women are not objects.

"Life on the Fast Lane"

When Homer gives Marge a gift for himself for her birthday (a bowling ball), Marge contemplates having an affair with a local womanizer.

"The Telltale Head"

Bart tries to impress his friends by vandalizing the Jebediah Springfield statue, enraging the whole town.

The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Homer: Aw, twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

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