The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Episode Guide
After neglecting his father during a wheelbarrow race, Homer makes it up by taking him to a pub in Ireland, only to learn pubs are not popular in Ireland anymore.
Homer leaves Maggie on the doorstep of a convent, setting off a DaVinci Code-style chain of events involving The Freemasons and the hunt for a rare jewel.
The Simpsons get into a mortgage crisis when Homer can't afford to pay off the home equity line of credit he took out to finance extravagant Mardi Gras parties, forcing him to sell the family home to Flanders.
Bart gets a perfect score on Springfield Elementary's standardized test, leaving Lisa worried that Bart may be smarter than her when Bart is rewarded with a field trip.
After an old high school rival named Vance is honored at on the Springfield Wall of Fame, Homer becomes depressed when he discovers that Principal Dondelinger rigged the student council election so Vance would win.
Lisa meets a new girl named Juliet and helps her write stories about a fantasy world called Equalia, but spending too much time with Juliet (and the story) begins to warp Lisa's sense of reality.
After Mr. Burns wins a basketball team in a poker game, he sees the antics of Mark Cuban at a game and tries to do similar things to win over the Springfield basketball fans.
Bart makes friends with a Muslim boy named Bashir and his family, but Homer fears the family may be terrorists because of their religion.
Lisa becomes obsessed with crossword puzzles and enters a contest, where Homer places bets against his daughter in order to earn money lost from his couples break-up business.
Homer and Marge remember their dating years where a young Ned and Maude try to keep them apart and the early years of marriage where Homer and Marge almost cheated on each other.
