Homer finds himself in an army training camp after trying to get his children out of an agreement to join by age 18.

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The Simpsons Season 18 Episode 5 Quotes

Marge: Homer our son joined the army!
Homer: Yeah big deal. By the time Bart is eighteen we're gonna control the world We're China right?

Marge: Don't worry. I have a secret weapon. One more deadly then any gun.
Bart: Lisa's face?
Marge: A phone tree.