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Season 18's annual trio of Halloween stories:

"Married To The Blob" - Homer consumes a mysterious green substance from a meteorite landing that turns him into a giant blob with an insatiable, cannibalistic appetite.

"You Gotta Know When to Golem" - Bart discovers a golem (a giant clay doll associated with Jewish mysticism) backstage at Krusty's show and uses it to do his bidding.

"The Day the Earth Looked Stupid" - After being fooled by H.G. Wells' War of the Worlds, the citizens of Springfield in 1938 react with nonchalance to a real alien invasion.

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The Simpsons Season 18 Episode 4 Quotes

Kodos: Colonel Kang, report.
Kang: What a day. You said we'd be greeted as liberators.
Kodos: Don't worry. We still have the people's hearts and minds. (Holds up a heart and brain)
Kang: I don't know. I'm starting to think "Operation: Enduring Occupation" was a bad idea.
Kodos: We had to invade! They were working on weapons of mass disintegration!
Kang: Sure, they were!

Kent Brockman: It's blob rule on the streets of Springfield! And to make matters worse, we're being attacked by a fifty-foot Lenny!
Fifty-Foot Lenny: Everyone's paying attention to Homer.
Carl: I still like you.
Fifty-Foot Lenny: Thanks, Invisible Carl!