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Lisa becomes Krusty the Clown's new assistant and steals his spotlight. She soon gets her own show and wins Entertainer of the Year at the Springfield Media Awards, but realizes that she may not be cut out for showbusiness after all. Meanwhile, Bart and Homer start coin-collecting and go after a rare 1917 coin known as "The Kissing Lincolns" penny.

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The Simpsons
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20
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The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 20 Quotes

(Bart and Homer are looking though a large pile of coins for the "Kissing Lincolns Penny")
Bart: One of these has got to be that smooching Lincoln penny. Nope. Nope. Dime. Button. Pepperoni slice.
Homer: (grabbing pepperoni slice) Wait! This is a classic 1978 Pizza Hut! (eats it) Mmm...terrible.

Ron Robinowitz: Krusty, I've been your agent for 37 years and I'm telling you, watch out for this Lisa Simpson character. She's got a taste for Lady Laughter, and she'll step right over a certain clown to get it.
Krusty the Clown: Which one? Chuckles? Professor Nitwit?
Ron Robinowitz: (facepalm) No, you!
Krusty the Clown: No Yu?! The Chinese Clown?
Ron Robinowitz: (laughs) That's actually really funny! But seriously, you're in big trouble here.