Desperate to make money for their charity, Marge and her girls decide to make a calender, with the theme of history. When Marge comes out revealing no skin in her golf costume, the photographer gets her drunk and soon all her clothes come off. Marge soon becomes the talk of the town when the calender comes out, revealing her to be half naked and every month of the calender.
Meanwhile, when Burns promotes Carl Carlson to manager, he makes Homer his assistant. Homer becomes too distracted by work to be with Marge, who's still busy getting attention from the rest of the town. When Homer accompanies Carl to Paris, Marge gets a little too close to Ned Flanders and the two nearly kiss. Homer manages to sneak away from Carl when he discovers he's having an affair with the President of France, Nicolas Sarkozy's hot wife, Carla Bruni, and blackmails him. Homer comes back and the two make sweet, sweet love, saving their marriage.
Bart: Stop dragging me! When i get older I'm gonna drag you around and buy you clothes.
Marge: Oh, that's wonderful!
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Lenny: I'm gonna miss ted, he was a good supervisor
Carl: Definitely hands off. He didn't mind if we punched out late
Homer: And he didn't mind that we made a few changes to the soda machine...mmm... beer
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