After watching Kirk in the throes of a midlife crisis, Homer begins to regret not accomplishing all the dreams he use to write to his Spanish pen pal, Eduardo. Marge invites Eduardo to visit him, and the two beging living out Homer's dreams, much to Marge's irritation. Homer's final dream of flying, unfortunately, leaves him in the hospital. Also, Lisa helps resolve the school's cheating problem with a honor system that involves the student's regulating themselves. Bart cheats and nearly ruins the system until Lisa convinces him to turn himself in.
Willie: You want me to carve it into a thank-o-lantern?
Lisa: No, this is good.
Willie: Well, this knave's got to carve something.
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That sounds salty, but you seem sweet. I'm going to call you kettle corn.Ned