Colonel Homer
The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (03/26/92)
Recap
When Homer and Marge fight, Homer heads to a local redneck bar where he meets a beautiful bartender, Lurleen Lumpkin (Beverly D'Angelo), who he begins to manage into a successful singing career. However, eventually Homer realizes that Lurleen has fallen in love with him and he must choose between her and Marge.






Gaga: Never forget, you're all my little monsters. Moe: Actually, I'm half monster, half Armenian. Pick your poison.



