The Simpsons

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After taking a parenting quiz, Homer realizes he knows nothing about Bart.  He tries to bond with his son by building him a cart for the Soapbox Derby.  However, when their entry sucks, Bart chooses to race Martin's instead.  Eventually, Homer decides to be a good father by supporting his choice and Bart wins.

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9

The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 9 Quotes

Martin: What is the matter with you?
Bart: It's my dad. Lying there on the couch, drinking a beer, staring at the TV... I've never seen him like that.

Dad, I don't know how to say this. I don't want to drive your car. It's slow, it's ugly; it handles like a shopping cart.

Bart