The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 18

Separate Vocations

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When a school vocational test reveals Bart should be a police officer and Lisa a homemaker, Bart's grades improve and he's named hall monitor while Lisa becomes a troublemaker.

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The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 18 Quotes

Dr. Pryor: Here's your scientifically selected career.
Janey: Architect.
Kid: Insurance salesman,
Ralph: Salmon gutter?
Milhouse: Military strongman.
Martin: Systems analyst. Systems analyst.
Dr. Pryor: Systems analyst.
Martin: All right!
Lisa: Homemaker?
Dr. Pryor: Mm-hm. It's like a mommy.
Bart: Police officer? Well, I'll be jiggered.

Lisa: Dear Log: This will be my last entry. For you were a journal of my hopes and dreams, and now I have none.

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