When Mr. Burns is caught illegally storing excess nuclear waste, he's forced to award the town $3 mllion. Traveling salesman, Lyle Lanley (Phil Hartman) convinces the town to spend the money on a monorail.
Bart: You're going down, Homer. I'm gonna fool you! Homer: You talk better than you fool. Bart: I'll fool you up real nice. Homer: You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.
Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and um Oh, wait a minute! Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman!