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When Mr. Burns is caught illegally storing excess nuclear waste, he's forced to award the town $3 mllion.  Traveling salesman, Lyle Lanley (Phil Hartman) convinces the town to spend the money on a monorail.  Homer becomes the conductor, but Marge is not convinced and investigates another town Lyle sold a monorail to.  When she sees how he ruined that town and that he's a con man, Marge rushes back to Springfield but it's too late.  The monorail is out of control and won't stop... until Homer throws out an anchor to save the day.

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Let's buy a Monorail, Monorail, Monorail!

The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 12 Quotes

Mr. Burns: Hello my name is Mr. Snrub and I come from some place far away. Yes, that will do. Anyway I say we invest that money back in the nuclear plant.
Smithers: I like the way Snrub thinks!

Kent Brockman: What have you been up to, Lurleen?
Lurleen Lumpkin: I spent last night in a ditch.