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After winning a radio contest, Bart chooses the gag gift and ends up with a pet elephant, Stampy.  When Stampy gets too expensive, Homer tries to sell him to an ivory dealer and Bart tries to run away with the elephant.

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17

The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 17 Quotes

Lisa: Mr. Blackheart, are you an ivory dealer?
Mr. Blackheart: Well, I've had lots of jobs in my day: whale hunter, seal clubber, president of the fox network. And, like most people, yeah I've dealt a little ivory.

Lisa: Dad, I think he's an ivory dealer! His boots are ivory, his hat is ivory, and I'm pretty sure that check is ivory.
Homer: Lisa, a guy who's got lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy than a guy whose ivory supplies are low.