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In a flashback, Homer tells the story of his barbershop quartet, The Be Sharps, that rose to fame.  The group featured Skinner, Apu, and Chief Wiggum (who Barney would replace).  They went on to win a Grammy for their hit song, "Baby on Board."

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The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 1 Quotes

Bart: Oh boy! Free trading cards!
Milhouse: Wow! Joseph of Arimathea! 26 conversions in A.D. 46.
Nelson: Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!
Flanders: (chuckles) Well boys, who'd have thought learning about religion could be fun?
Bart: Religion?
Milhouse: Learning?
Nelson: Let's get out of here!

(Apu returns to work at the Kwik-E-Mart)
Apu: It may not be glamorous, but it's good honest work.
Customer: How much is this quart of milk?
Apu: Twelve dollars.