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In a flashback, Homer tells the story of his barbershop quartet, The Be Sharps, that rose to fame.  The group featured Skinner, Apu, and Chief Wiggum (who Barney would replace).  They went on to win a Grammy for their hit song, "Baby on Board."

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The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 1 Quotes

Bart: Thanks to television, I can't remember what happened eight minutes ago.
(Homer, Marge, and Lisa laugh)
Bart: No, Really I can't. It's a serious problem.
(Homer, Marge, and Lisa laugh,
Bart starts to laugh)

Bart: What are we all laughing about?

(Apu returns to work at the Kwik-E-Mart)
Apu: It may not be glamorous, but it's good honest work.
Customer: How much is this quart of milk?
Apu: Twelve dollars.