The Simpsons News

The 23rd installment of The Simpsons Halloween special involved some amusingly horror-themed parodies. Check out our review to see which stories entertained and which fell short.
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This week on The Simpsons, the residents of Springfield find out that Ned and Edna are secretly married. Check out the review to find out if their marriage is for keeps.
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Bryan Cranston provides the voice of spy Stradivarius Cain in this episode's The Simpson. However, read our review to see how Bart's devious scheme against Nelson really makes the episode hilarious.
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The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and um Oh, wait a minute! Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman!

Homer