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Springfield Elementary enters the digital age on The Simpsons Season 26 Episode 22, but it doesn't last very long. What happened? Read the review for details.
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On The Simpsons Season 26 Episode 21, Homer is arrested for his long time bullying of Ned, but will he be reformed? Read the review for details!
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Happy Mother's Day! In honor of this annual occasion, we're here to pay tribute to television's best moms. Don't you wish these ladies had helped raise you?
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The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Mr. Burns: Oh, and one more thing: you must find the jade monkey before the next full moon.
Smithers Actually sir, we found the jade monkey. It was in your glove compartment.
Mr. Burns: And the road maps, and ice scraper?
Smithers: They were in there too, sir.
Mr. Burns: Excellent! It's all falling into place...