The Simpsons Reviews

On the week's The Simpsons, Homer's callous treatment of Santa's Little Helper leads Grampa to tell the family about his childhood dog. Read the review to find why Homer's never loved a dog since.
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Homer discovers a message of hope in his own backyard on this week's The Simpsons. Read our review and find out how a simple story can really brighten an otherwise dull night.
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On this week's The Simpsons, Marge wants another baby, but Homer is less sure about the family addition. Read our review to see whether another Simpson will be joining the clan.
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The 23rd installment of The Simpsons Halloween special involved some amusingly horror-themed parodies. Check out our review to see which stories entertained and which fell short.
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The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

(Bart shows the whole classroom the tape for his project called, "How Kittens Are Born: The Ugly Truth")
Bart: and here comes Snowball II. This is the one we kept.
All: EWW!!
Bart: We were gonna keep the gray one, but the mother ate her.
All: EWWWWW!!
Martin: Mrs. Krabappel, he's traumatizing the children!
Mrs. Krabappel: As usual, I agree with you, Martin. Bart, shut that off and take your seat immediately!
Bart: Oh, look! This is really cool. When I hit reverse, I can make 'em go back in.
(The whole classroom screams)