Black Protester: I want to talk to your foreman. Christopher: You want to talk to the foreskin? Black Protester: You're a wise-ass motherfucker. Christopher: Well keep your mother off the streets and I won't fuck her.
Junior: A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor. After the exam the doctor said, "I know why you're having trouble." The Chinaman says, "why?" Doctor said, "you have a cataract." Chinaman says, "no, I have a Rincoln Continental." (short pause) You don't get it? Bobby: I get it. He drives a Lincoln Continental. What?