Two and a Half Men

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Recap

While at the movies, Charlie and Alan run into Judith and her new boyfriend.  When Jake thinks Judith is cooler, Alan tries to change his look and get back into the dating scene.

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11

Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 Quotes

Charlie: How's it going in there?
Alan: Whatever happened to zippers? I miss zippers.
Charlie: I don't know, Alan, maybe there were too many injuries. Nobody ever got their balls caught in a buttonhole

Alan: Rose, what are you doing here?
Rose: Babysitting.
Alan: Where's my mother?
Jake: She left.
Alan: Why?
Jake: I don't know. We were watching SpongeBob SquarePants, and she stood up and said life was too short

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