Two and a Half Men

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Despite Alan's warning, Charlie falls for a crazy, beautiful woman, Franke (guest star Jenna Elfman).

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Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 Quotes

Alan: What are you afraid of?
Charlie: I'm afraid I'm gonna hit you so hard I'll be an only child

Alan: Charlie, let's go. This woman is clearly a lunatic.
Charlie: Yeah, but look at the passion, the fire... the ass!