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Charlie wakes up next to Rose after her birthday party.  Her irate father (Martin Sheen), tries to find out Charlie's intention.  Things get awkward when Charlie's mother shows up.

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7

Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 7 Quotes

Charlie: Rose was in my bedroom because she was tired.
Jake: Uncle Charlie, I'm an underachiever, not an idiot

Charlie: I never told you about half the stuff Rose pulled around here.
Alan: Why not?
Charlie: Cause we needed a babysitter and I didn't want you to get spooked

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