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Charlie is shocked when the young handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloe. Alan has no sympathy for him.

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23

Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 23 Quotes

Fernando: Is the big one here?
Charlie: She went to get something waxed.
Alan: We were afraid to ask what

Jake: She brought soup!
Charlie: Why would she bring soup?
Alan: You told her you had a bug. So she assumed it was bronchial. If you had been more specific like I suggested, you could have precluded this. Nobody just drops by when they think you have diarrhea.
Jake: And I bet they don't bring soup, either

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