Two and a Half Men

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Charlie tries to expand his interested and improve his sex life by picking up cooking.  Alan tries to emulate Charlie by dating two women and once, and Jake does the same by drinking.  Both realize Charlie's life is not for them.

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Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 Quotes

Alan: I intend to give my rose to Bachelorette #2.
Charlie: Only you could gay up banging two women.

(to Jake) Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose some brain cells.