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When Chelsea's old college roommate, Gail (Tricia Helfer) breaks up with her boyfriend, Chelsea tells her she can come stay at Charlie's Malibu beach house.  She's hot, so who's Charlie to complain.  He ends up having fantasies about a three-way and can't trust himself around Gail when Chelsea goes to work and leaves them alone together.

Berta suggests to Charlie that he gets rid of her using the best tool he has... his brother.  Charlie convinces Alan he has a chance and he goes to talk to Gail... scaring her away within minutes.  Chelsea goes into Alan's room that night and reams him out, creepily turning the guy on.

The episode's title, "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle." is what Alan is thinking in his head when he's busy drooling over Gail.  The original episode title, "The Moustache Attachment," was mentioned by Berta when she thought about how she'd still do Gail if she painted on a 'stache.

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I Actually Think The Writers Have Batted A 1000 Percent Since The Show Started. I Have Been A Fan Of Charlie Sheen For Years, And It Took A Few Shows To Get Use To Jon Cryer (Allen), And Jake (Angus) What Can You Say About Kids An When They Turn Into Teenagers. And Berta, "The Greatest One Liners".


I hope the writers make this show funny again