Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7
The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Charlie's new girlfriend, Michelle (Liz Vassey) meets all of his skeletons in the closet in one day, and comes to term with all his baggage until she meets Rose. They break up and Charlie tells off Rose, who claims she's getting married, and attempts to win Michelle back with apology and some flowers. Michelle convinces Charlie he loves Rose, and Charlie and Alan head to stop what they think is a fake wedding. They arrive and see Rose surrounded by people and finally believe her marriage to Manny Quinn. The one that got away.
As they walk away, it's revealed it was fake and they were all mannequins. Does this mean Rose is back?
Michelle: You have a wonderful son.
Evelyn: Yes I do. But Charlie and Alan must never learn of him.
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Michelle: You eat a lot of fish. Aren't you worried about mercury?
Charlie: Michelle, on the list of things I expect to kill me, mercury poisoning ranks well below liver failure, struck by lightning and heart attack during sex. Guess which one I'm rooting for?
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