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It's bikini party time on Two and a Half Men!

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Suction of biblical proportions.


Maybe Charlie Sheen is right in the long run. The show has now become juvenile, stupid putz jokes. Alan (Jon Cryer) has become a pathetic character. As to Walden (Aston Kutcher) I cannot really make up my mind yet. I think he is too involved with his own personal life to give his part any enthusiasm. The writers need to bring back Jake (Angus T. Jones), as his youth holds up this show beautifully. As to Berta, I loved, past tense, had loved her character. The show is going down hill. I will watch next week; howver after that unless the writers step up, probably no more....

Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 5 Quotes

Alcohol is just a bandage for the problem. I know this because I used to live with the mummy.


Lyndsey: I'm so full it'd be like sticking a pin in a balloon.
Alan: Can we please not call it a pin?