Recap

Charlie and Alan run into Jake's former teacher, Ms. Pasternak, who's now a stripper after her one night stand with Charlie.  Charlie tries to help her out by giving her a room at the house and a job tutoring Jake, but things spiral out of control.

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Two and a Half Men
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Episode Number:
5
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Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 5 Quotes

Miss Pasternak: Charlie Harper?
Charlie: (looking around) Where? He owes me money!

Charlie: (about the jock strap) Think you can fit your junk into that?
Jake: I'll make it fit, let's just go.
Charlie: No, no, put it on over your pants, we'll take a look.
Jake: (embarrassed) The heck you will!
Alan: Charlie, you're embarrassing him.
Charlie: Of course I am. That's why I came!