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Season 2, Episode 24 - Air Date: 5/23/2005
"Does This Smell Funny to You?"
Charlie sleeps with a woman (Karen Trella) who turns out to be married to an old man, Norman (Orson Bean), that seems very much like an older Charlie. Mean...
Season 2, Episode 23 - Air Date: 5/16/2005
"Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
After finding out Jake spent Spring Break with Judith's parents, Evelyn demands that Jake spend the night at her place. Though Alan and Charlie dislike the...
Season 2, Episode 22 - Air Date: 5/9/2005
"That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"
Evelyn buys Alan a sports car and, as Charlie warns him, expects a favor in return. Evelyn makes Alan go on a blind double date with her.
Season 2, Episode 21 - Air Date: 5/2/2005
"A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"
When Evelyn finds out from the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she and the family attend the funeral. Charlie ends up hitting on Harry...
Season 2, Episode 20 - Air Date: 4/18/2005
"I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"
When Charlie and Alan get into a fight, Rose tries to step in and mediate.
Season 2, Episode 19 - Air Date: 3/21/2005
"A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise"
After Charlie takes Alan to the eye doctor, they end up at the coffee shop where they run into Charlie's ex, Sherri (Jeri Ryan). Alan ends up asking out Sh...
Season 2, Episode 18 - Air Date: 3/7/2005
"It Was Mame, Mom"
Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive, Eric (David Starzyk), so Charlie brings Alan to pretend to be his life partner until he meets E...
Season 2, Episode 17 - Air Date: 2/21/2005
"Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!"
After Charlie has back pain, Alan takes him to the hospital. Charlie ends up hitting on the doctor, who he's already dated. Berta is fed up with Jake's con...
Season 2, Episode 16 - Air Date: 2/14/2005
"Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
When Judith decides to take a vacation, Alan has to take care of Jake during the week and finds out it's more work than he thought. When his IRS audit forc...
Season 2, Episode 15 - Air Date: 2/7/2005
"Smell the Umbrella Stand"
Alan starts to worry too much about a medical procedure he's about to get, so Charlie tries to distract him by going to Vegas.
Season 2, Episode 14 - Air Date: 1/31/2005
"Those Big Pink Things with Coconut"
Charlie and Alan throw out Evelyn when she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. When their mom ends up the hospital, they're not sure if it's real or a pl...
Season 2, Episode 13 - Air Date: 1/17/2005
"Zejdz z Moich Wlosów"
Alan invites Judith to stay at Charlie's place after an earthquake. When Judith has a date, Alan becomes very jealous and begs Charlie to find him one too.
Season 2, Episode 12 - Air Date: 1/3/2005
"A Lungful of Alan"
Alan meets up with an old nerdy classmate he was friends with who has now become a beautiful woman. Alan gets very jealous when she seems to be showing mor...
Season 2, Episode 11 - Air Date: 12/13/2004
"Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"
After getting rejected at the bar, Charlie learns about a website that exposes his lifestyle. Charlie sets to find out who created the site, making amends ...
Season 2, Episode 10 - Air Date: 11/29/2004
"The Salmon Under My Sweater"
When Charlie has to write a theme song for a comic book, Oshikuru, Jake is a fan of, he tries to enlist his help. Meanwhile, Alan finds out more about Rose...
Season 2, Episode 9 - Air Date: 11/22/2004
"Yes, Monsignor"
When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date he can't stand, he ends up at the coffee shop where he runs into his old girlfriend, Lisa (Denise Richards), ...
Season 2, Episode 8 - Air Date: 11/15/2004
"Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"
When Alan meets Nancy (Kelley West) at the grocery store, she fulfills all his fantasies, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake while he's distracted. After...
Season 2, Episode 7 - Air Date: 11/8/2004
"A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"
Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party their mom forces them to have for her.
Season 2, Episode 6 - Air Date: 10/25/2004
"The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance"
Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a kid for fear he has a darkside until Charlie finally admits he planted the toy on Alan, changing his life forever.
Season 2, Episode 5 - Air Date: 10/18/2004
"Bad News from the Clinic"
Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman, Sherri (Jeri Ryan), that's better at playing hard to get than he is.
Season 2, Episode 4 - Air Date: 10/11/2004
"Go Get Mommy's Bra"
Alan gets jealous when Jake is impressed with his mother's new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick. Meanwhile, Evelyn borrows Charlie's car to impress her client, a Sau...
Season 2, Episode 3 - Air Date: 10/4/2004
"A Bag Full of Jawea"
When Jake gets in trouble for giving his teacher the middle finger, Charlie tries to help by romancing his teacher.
Season 2, Episode 2 - Air Date: 9/27/2004
"Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician, Dr. Melnick (Ryan Stiles), which initially upsets Alan until Charlie points out if they get married his alimony payme...
Season 2, Episode 1 - Air Date: 9/20/2004
"Back Off Mary Poppins"
When Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's club that includes celebrities such as Henry Dean Stanton, Sean Penn and Elvis Costello, Alan w...

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Charlie: I gotta figure out a way to get Gail to leave on her own.
Berta: You got the perfect tool for the job.
Charlie: What are you talking about?
Berta: The one tool that's guaranteed to drive any woman out of the house.
Alan [entering the room]: Hello.
Berta: Oh look, it's an Alan wrench.
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