Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode Guides
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Season 3, Episode 24 - Air Date: 5/22/2006
Charlie and Mia try to make their wedding arrangements, but when things fall apart they settle on a small wedding in Vegas.
Charlie and Mia try to make their wedding arrangements, but when things fall apart they settle on a small wedding in Vegas.
Season 3, Episode 23 - Air Date: 5/16/2006
Mia comes back to town for a performance, and at first Charlie refuses to go and tries to convince Alan he doesn't have feelings for her.
Mia comes back to town for a performance, and at first Charlie refuses to go and tries to convince Alan he doesn't have feelings for her.
Season 3, Episode 22 - Air Date: 5/8/2006
Jake gets invited to his first boy-girl party and Charlie and Alan give him advice to get ready and reminisce over their first boy-girl parties.
Jake gets invited to his first boy-girl party and Charlie and Alan give him advice to get ready and reminisce over their first boy-girl parties.
Season 3, Episode 21 - Air Date: 5/1/2006
Alan and Judith meet with Jake's teacher to discuss his lack of interest in school. Alan ends up falling for Francine as a friend since he's so desperate f...
Alan and Judith meet with Jake's teacher to discuss his lack of interest in school. Alan ends up falling for Francine as a friend since he's so desperate f...
Season 3, Episode 20 - Air Date: 4/24/2006
Alan tries to win back Kandi; Charlie ends up dating her mother Mandi; and Judith ends up with her father, Andy.
Alan tries to win back Kandi; Charlie ends up dating her mother Mandi; and Judith ends up with her father, Andy.
Season 3, Episode 19 - Air Date: 4/10/2006
Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with Alan in his house for the past three weeks. Alan is having trouble getting Kandi a job and...
Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with Alan in his house for the past three weeks. Alan is having trouble getting Kandi a job and...
Season 3, Episode 18 - Air Date: 3/20/2006
Alan is having financial troubles trying to pay Judith's alimony and his girlfriend Kandi's bills. Charlie tries to convince him to dump Kandi.
Alan is having financial troubles trying to pay Judith's alimony and his girlfriend Kandi's bills. Charlie tries to convince him to dump Kandi.
Season 3, Episode 17 - Air Date: 3/13/2006
When Charlie is nominated for a jingle award, he refuses to go since his rival always wins. His family manages to convince him to go. Meanwhile, Rose comes...
When Charlie is nominated for a jingle award, he refuses to go since his rival always wins. His family manages to convince him to go. Meanwhile, Rose comes...
Season 3, Episode 16 - Air Date: 3/6/2006
Alan tries to decide whether he should bring his younger girlfriend, Kandi, to Jake's birthday party where she'd meet Judith. Meanwhile, Rose tries to get ...
Alan tries to decide whether he should bring his younger girlfriend, Kandi, to Jake's birthday party where she'd meet Judith. Meanwhile, Rose tries to get ...
Season 3, Episode 15 - Air Date: 2/27/2006
When Mia tries to make Charlie healthier, he continues to sneak drinks, cigars and hamburgers behind her back. He needs to decide if he's in love or just w...
When Mia tries to make Charlie healthier, he continues to sneak drinks, cigars and hamburgers behind her back. He needs to decide if he's in love or just w...
Season 3, Episode 14 - Air Date: 2/6/2006
Charlie continues to attempt to sleep with his girlfriend, Mia, when a sex-craved ex-girlfriend of his, Kandi shows up and complicates things. Alan ends up...
Charlie continues to attempt to sleep with his girlfriend, Mia, when a sex-craved ex-girlfriend of his, Kandi shows up and complicates things. Alan ends up...
Season 3, Episode 13 - Air Date: 1/23/2006
Charlie and Mia attempt to start a relationship that's not based on sex by not having any. Charlie makes an inappropriate suggestion involving other women.
Charlie and Mia attempt to start a relationship that's not based on sex by not having any. Charlie makes an inappropriate suggestion involving other women.
Season 3, Episode 12 - Air Date: 1/9/2006
When Alan becomes insecure over the fact Jake doesn't want to spend time with him, Charlie begins seeing a therapist.
When Alan becomes insecure over the fact Jake doesn't want to spend time with him, Charlie begins seeing a therapist.
Season 3, Episode 11 - Air Date: 12/19/2005
Alan starts dating a woman who has a Martha Stewart complex. Soon the woman has the whole house completely spotless.
Alan starts dating a woman who has a Martha Stewart complex. Soon the woman has the whole house completely spotless.
Season 3, Episode 10 - Air Date: 11/28/2005
Charlie tries to help Alan get over his obsession of trying to get the approval from the women in his life.
Charlie tries to help Alan get over his obsession of trying to get the approval from the women in his life.
Season 3, Episode 9 - Air Date: 11/21/2005
One of Charlie's elderly neighbor tries to seduce Alan. Charlie tries to stop Jake from donating to a televangelist.
One of Charlie's elderly neighbor tries to seduce Alan. Charlie tries to stop Jake from donating to a televangelist.
Season 3, Episode 8 - Air Date: 11/14/2005
Charlie convinces Jake to take ballet lessons in order to score a date with the hot teacher.
Charlie convinces Jake to take ballet lessons in order to score a date with the hot teacher.
Season 3, Episode 7 - Air Date: 11/7/2005
Charlie wakes up next to Rose after her birthday party. Her irate father (Martin Sheen), tries to find out Charlie's intention. Things get awkward when Cha...
Charlie wakes up next to Rose after her birthday party. Her irate father (Martin Sheen), tries to find out Charlie's intention. Things get awkward when Cha...
Season 3, Episode 6 - Air Date: 10/24/2005
Charlie begins to date a girl that Alan thinks may be some kind of witch. He continues to do so until threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
Charlie begins to date a girl that Alan thinks may be some kind of witch. He continues to do so until threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
Season 3, Episode 5 - Air Date: 10/17/2005
Charlie finally realizes why he can't have a lasting relationship… his mother! Jake asks Charlie advice about a girl at school he's interested in.
Charlie finally realizes why he can't have a lasting relationship… his mother! Jake asks Charlie advice about a girl at school he's interested in.
Season 3, Episode 4 - Air Date: 10/10/2005
Berta temporarily moves in with Charlie and Alan, causing a distressed Alan to find his own apartment.
Berta temporarily moves in with Charlie and Alan, causing a distressed Alan to find his own apartment.
Season 3, Episode 3 - Air Date: 10/3/2005
Alan starts dating his ex-wife, Judith, again, and tries his hardest to prevent Jake from finding out.
Alan starts dating his ex-wife, Judith, again, and tries his hardest to prevent Jake from finding out.
Season 3, Episode 2 - Air Date: 9/25/2005
After Jake gets suspended for drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class, Alan tries to fix things by going to see the principal. Meanwhile, Charl...
After Jake gets suspended for drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class, Alan tries to fix things by going to see the principal. Meanwhile, Charl...
Season 3, Episode 1 - Air Date: 9/19/2005
After falling off the roof, an injured Alan needs Charlie to help take care of Jake. Charlie is fine with it until it interferes with his social agenda.
After falling off the roof, an injured Alan needs Charlie to help take care of Jake. Charlie is fine with it until it interferes with his social agenda.
















