Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth
Recap
Alan appears to be getting lonelier and crazier by the episode! This week, Alan picked up a creepy ventriloquist doll. Chelsea feels so bad for Alan she forces Charlie to bring him along on their movie date. While Charlie escapes from the movie to drink in the lobby, Chelsea and Alan end up bonding over the chick flick. The next morning when Charlie attempts to get a little morning sex from Cheslea, he's cock blocked by Alan who arranged a date to the farmer's market with Chelsea.
Throughout the episode we see Alan and Chelsea becoming best friends and Charlie is getting jealous until Berta analyzes the situation for him. Alan is doing all the things Charlie hates and Charlie just get to have all the fun. Or as Berta put it, he digs the trench, Charlie lays the pipe. However, when Alan starts to feel used, he attempts to sabotage Charlie's love life with Chelsea. An angry Charlie threatens his ventriloquist doll, and in the end Alan just retreats to his doll.
Lyndsey: There's not enough cranberry juice in the world to put out the fire between my legs.
